Dear Craigslist

From my six month hiatus, i am back, ready for the year of Amy. Although I have already been fired and am currently going broke, that doesn't mean it still can't be my year.....right? So be thankful that right now I am so poor and have nothing better to do than write in this blog because apparently craigslist has nothing to offer me anymore. Me and craigslist...we had a great thing going but its over. For months, its been teasing me and leading me on, letting me think "Hey Amy, this will be the perfect fit for you, immediately quit whatever your doing because there is something better on the horizon". Well Craigslist, I am sick of you treating me like a fourteen year old girl who is convinced that true love waits but is to scared to tell her boyfriend. I will not wait for you Craigslist. I know we had some good times, you got me my kick ass apartment in Nob Hill that from the outside appears like I am in the mafia. You found me a free microwave, and even gave me a second chance with that missed connection I had with that Mission hipster who had on the same pair of skinny jeans. Who would have thought he would have ended up to be my high school principal. Craigslist, I don't even need you anymore. So pack up your stuff, get out, and quit with the drunken text messages. It's over. And one last thing Craigslist, I just joined Digg. Take that.